{"id":8171,"date":"2021-08-03T21:29:35","date_gmt":"2021-08-03T20:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8171"},"modified":"2021-08-03T21:29:35","modified_gmt":"2021-08-03T20:29:35","slug":"shitting-in-your-neighbours-garden-and-blaming-the-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/08\/03\/shitting-in-your-neighbours-garden-and-blaming-the-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Shitting in your neighbours garden and blaming the dog"},"content":{"rendered":"

You will always be fond of me\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

I represent to you all the sins\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

You never had the courage to commit<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I wrote this quote from dear Oscar on an envelope<\/p>\n

As I crouched near your summer house<\/p>\n

Shitting<\/p>\n

You had fucked me off for many months with your snobbery<\/p>\n

I know that you are the fucking mayor of this Godforsaken town<\/p>\n

But you were in the trade always in the trade<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I am thinking of sending classy pornography to your office<\/p>\n

As I know that the mail room opens your mail<\/p>\n

You did not know that did you<\/em><\/p>\n

Thanks Bro<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

My dog will get the blame<\/p>\n

It will not care<\/p>\n

As as dogs go<\/p>\n

It is very stupid<\/p>\n

And does not give a fuck<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I will argue with my neighbour<\/p>\n

And say that Oscar<\/p>\n

Is not like that at all<\/p>\n

He only shits on walks<\/p>\n

Perhaps it was a gypsy dog<\/p>\n

You know what dirty fuckers they are<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

There will be an uneasy truce<\/p>\n

Until I choose my next sin<\/p>\n

It will be difficult but not impossible<\/p>\n

I would shag his wife or daughter<\/p>\n

But they are so fucking ugly<\/p>\n

Fat fat fat fat fat<\/p>\n

I would not insult my knob<\/p>\n

Or my sensitive eyes<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Maybe I will leave roadkill<\/p>\n

In his swimming pool<\/p>\n

And blame the local kids<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I have not decided yet<\/p>\n

Watch this space<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Oscar x<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You will always be fond of me\u00a0 I represent to you all the sins\u00a0 You never had the courage to commit   I wrote this quote from dear Oscar on an envelope As I crouched near your summer house Shitting You had fucked me off for many months with your snobbery I know that you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}