{"id":8263,"date":"2021-08-12T18:39:45","date_gmt":"2021-08-12T17:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8263"},"modified":"2021-08-12T19:31:17","modified_gmt":"2021-08-12T18:31:17","slug":"the-frisky-policemen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/08\/12\/the-frisky-policemen\/","title":{"rendered":"Those Frisky Policemen on Platform Three"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I rested between trains at Ramsgate Railway Station<\/p>\n<p>I began to dream strange dreams about three frisky policemen<\/p>\n<p>Acting like grown schoolboys on Platform Three<\/p>\n<p>As my dream matured Jane told me that all the station loos<\/p>\n<p>Were closed due to logging problems in the main building<\/p>\n<p>A friendly porter then told her<\/p>\n<p>That she could use the loos<\/p>\n<p>On a stationary train<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As she sat on the main train Jane<\/p>\n<p>began to worry<\/p>\n<p>that the plain train<\/p>\n<p>was about to depart<\/p>\n<p>but she need not have worried<\/p>\n<p>as the driver had refused to take my bribe<\/p>\n<p>My name is Gideon<\/p>\n<p>But people call me Jerubbesheth for short<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I rested between trains at Ramsgate Railway Station I began to dream strange dreams about three frisky policemen Acting like grown schoolboys on Platform Three As my dream matured Jane told me that all the station loos Were closed due to logging problems in the main building A friendly porter then told her That [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}