{"id":8336,"date":"2021-08-22T11:55:57","date_gmt":"2021-08-22T10:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8336"},"modified":"2021-08-22T11:55:57","modified_gmt":"2021-08-22T10:55:57","slug":"stanley-sweetheart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/08\/22\/stanley-sweetheart\/","title":{"rendered":"Stanley Sweetheart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What magic thoughts will you share with me<\/p>\n<p>As we lay naked on your aunties bed<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You told me that you respected me<\/p>\n<p>And then drew a detailed castle on my fat arse<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I love your creation so much that it is unlikely that I will ever shower<\/p>\n<p>So do capture its likeness on your tiny phone and download it for posterity<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What magic thoughts will you share with me As we lay naked on your aunties bed &nbsp; You told me that you respected me And then drew a detailed castle on my fat arse &nbsp; I love your creation so much that it is unlikely that I will ever shower So do capture its likeness [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}