{"id":8358,"date":"2021-08-24T22:42:18","date_gmt":"2021-08-24T21:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8358"},"modified":"2021-08-24T22:42:18","modified_gmt":"2021-08-24T21:42:18","slug":"the-head-girl-in-my-choir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/08\/24\/the-head-girl-in-my-choir\/","title":{"rendered":"The Head Girl In My Choir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The head girl in my church choir is named Angela<\/p>\n<p>She has the voice of an angel on speed<\/p>\n<p>Angela often sings with other choirs<\/p>\n<p>And is more than useful with a Uzi<\/p>\n<p>Having served with the Israeli Army<\/p>\n<p>My brother often employs her as a hit person<\/p>\n<p>As she is nutty as a fruit cake fresh from the oven<\/p>\n<p>I am forever praying for her soul<\/p>\n<p>And I know that she prays for mine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The head girl in my church choir is named Angela She has the voice of an angel on speed Angela often sings with other choirs And is more than useful with a Uzi Having served with the Israeli Army My brother often employs her as a hit person As she is nutty as a fruit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}