{"id":8672,"date":"2021-09-24T11:13:31","date_gmt":"2021-09-24T10:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8672"},"modified":"2021-09-24T11:13:31","modified_gmt":"2021-09-24T10:13:31","slug":"cynthia-buzz-cut-a-fucked-up-love-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/24\/cynthia-buzz-cut-a-fucked-up-love-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Cynthia Buzz Cut &#8211; A Fucked Up Love Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Cynthia Buzz Cut<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Cynthia Bitch was an invisible girl<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who had an obsession with William Tell<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To force her man out of his ram-loss-rut<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She went to the barbers for a blonde buzz cut<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Authors Notes on William Tell and Cynthia Bitch<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>I was given this poem by a shop assistant in Zurich when purchasing a Swiss Navy Knife \u2013 its origins are obscure<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>The legend of William Tell was first recorded in a late fifteenth century Swiss illustrated chronicle<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>Although an expert with a crossbow there is no evidence that William Tell liked buzz cuts on girls called Cynthia Bitch although it was said that he was very fond of the moon<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>It was noted that when he assassinated the bailiff Gessler that the moon was full &#8211; but this has never been confirmed<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>The assassination however paved the way for the Confederacy\u2019s rebellion against Austria<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><em>Cynthia Bitch is the goddess of the moon\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cynthia Buzz Cut Cynthia Bitch was an invisible girl Who had an obsession with William Tell To force her man out of his ram-loss-rut She went to the barbers for a blonde buzz cut &nbsp; Authors Notes on William Tell and Cynthia Bitch I was given this poem by a shop assistant in Zurich when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8672"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}