{"id":8697,"date":"2021-09-27T00:54:47","date_gmt":"2021-09-26T23:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8697"},"modified":"2021-09-27T00:54:47","modified_gmt":"2021-09-26T23:54:47","slug":"fuck-me-a-whale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/27\/fuck-me-a-whale\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Me &#8211; A Whale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck me I have crossed the Alps<\/p>\n<p>And have endured a six day sea voyage<\/p>\n<p>Deep in the middle of the winter<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just<\/p>\n<p>To see a whale<\/p>\n<p>Washed up on a beach<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But now that I have arrived the creature has returned to the sea<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When life bites you on the arse<\/p>\n<p>It often draws blood<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>AD 1520<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fuck me I have crossed the Alps And have endured a six day sea voyage Deep in the middle of the winter &nbsp; Just To see a whale Washed up on a beach &nbsp; But now that I have arrived the creature has returned to the sea &nbsp; When life bites you on the arse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8697"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}