{"id":8721,"date":"2021-09-27T11:30:13","date_gmt":"2021-09-27T10:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8721"},"modified":"2021-09-27T11:30:13","modified_gmt":"2021-09-27T10:30:13","slug":"donald-duck-ate-my-porridge-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/27\/donald-duck-ate-my-porridge-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Donald Duck ate my Porridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>JDS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You appeared to be hiding from the world<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Or was the world hiding from you?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Royalty<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Have you noticed when reading history books about royalty<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That they often marry before going to war<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Curtains<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One only finds darkness behind curtains during the night<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is one of God\u2019s funniest jokes<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Donald Duck ate my Porridge<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I was rather pissed with him<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But my dog Kay Kay was more upset<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JDS You appeared to be hiding from the world Or was the world hiding from you? Royalty Have you noticed when reading history books about royalty That they often marry before going to war Curtains One only finds darkness behind curtains during the night This is one of God\u2019s funniest jokes Donald Duck ate my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8721"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}