For the last twenty-eight years I have been the senior controller of the buses and trains at Martin Station<\/p>\n
I was sent there as a punishment after I caused the Martin Martin train crash in which 127 asylum seekers died<\/p>\n
But although I served a token prison sentence of a day my actions (or lack of) meant that I was relegated to this little junction station<\/p>\n
Although quiet it is quite an complex station to manage as I need to ensure that all trains and buses are precisely run in sequence<\/p>\n
Quite frequently I have a train without a bus and a bus without a train or nothing at all<\/p>\n
Prior to my demotion and appointment the six previous controllers had committed suicide by throwing themselves under trains<\/p>\n
A seventh was due to throw himself under a train at Martin Martin Martin railway station on the day that I fucked up killing 127 asylum seekers two dogs and four cats<\/p>\n
Up to 1909 Martin was a leper colony and this shows as I occasionally find limbs on the platform and in the ladies powder room<\/p>\n
Only yesterday I found a finger in the chocolate machine next to the buffet<\/p>\n
I actually treat my passengers with contempt as like older people they moan moan moan and moan<\/p>\n
It drags you down and you feel nothing but violence towards them and I occasionally order hits carried out by the families of the asylum seekers who died<\/p>\n
I have yet to retrieve a head from the Martin Tunnel which fell off last Tuesday<\/p>\n
I will collect the head but first I want to finish my painting of Martin Bus Station which is due to be exhibited at the RA Summer Exhibition as were my previous works<\/p>\n
The First to Die<\/em><\/p>\n Squashed Beyond Recognition<\/em> and Martin Railway Station on a Spring Evening<\/em><\/p>\n These have made me a rich man and I have six lovely wives who wait on me hand and foot<\/p>\n They are all called Hazel Bee except Hazel Bee Bee who is called Hazel Bee Bee<\/p>\n In all I am a happy man who is more than content with his lot<\/p>\n I was due to retire last year but asked to stay on and now I pay the Martin Railway Company a salary each month<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Martin Martin-Martin (2022)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" For the last twenty-eight years I have been the senior controller of the buses and trains at Martin Station I was sent there as a punishment after I caused the Martin Martin train crash in which 127 asylum seekers died But although I served a token prison sentence of a day my actions (or lack […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}