{"id":8870,"date":"2021-10-07T10:10:59","date_gmt":"2021-10-07T09:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8870"},"modified":"2021-10-07T10:10:59","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T09:10:59","slug":"in-the-church-mugs-one-two-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/07\/in-the-church-mugs-one-two-2\/","title":{"rendered":"In the Church (Mugs One &#038; Two)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>In the Church<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Viola and I were sitting in the pews of a busy church<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We were both drinking coffee from mugs one and two<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I was a little embarrassed as I was wearing only a pair of brief undershorts<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Under my naval dressing gown<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vila sensed my embarrassment and gave me the o from her first name<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This touched me greatly<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As I knew she could not travel without it<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The curate and the new vicar<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Were building a small wall<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With damp sandbags<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As a storm was expected<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Mugs One &amp; Two<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As she was caressing<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The curate\u2019s balls<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I slipped the missing letter<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Into Viola\u2019s coffee mug<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Without her knowing<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She left the church soon after<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And took my brief undershorts<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With her as an act of revenge<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The curate and the new vicar<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Gave me sanctuary that evening<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And gave me a new business suit<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On Saint Crotone\u2019s Day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Church Viola and I were sitting in the pews of a busy church We were both drinking coffee from mugs one and two I was a little embarrassed as I was wearing only a pair of brief undershorts Under my naval dressing gown Vila sensed my embarrassment and gave me the o from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}