{"id":8876,"date":"2021-10-07T10:22:35","date_gmt":"2021-10-07T09:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=8876"},"modified":"2021-10-07T10:22:35","modified_gmt":"2021-10-07T09:22:35","slug":"west-country-doggerel-poems-of-inbreeding-catholic-guilt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/07\/west-country-doggerel-poems-of-inbreeding-catholic-guilt\/","title":{"rendered":"West Country Doggerel &#8211; (Poems of Inbreeding &#038; Catholic Guilt)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>West Country Doggerel<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Early morning Fred<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Left his sister<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In her bed<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dead<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And asked<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ted<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To touch her head<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And confirm her dead<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<p><strong>Trowbridge Doggerel<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Early morning Ted<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Left her sister<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In his bed<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dead<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And asked<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ned<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To touch her head<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And confirm her dead<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><strong>Westbury Doggerel<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Early morning Ned<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Left Sister Ted<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">In his bed<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Red<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And asked<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ned<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To touch her head<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400;\">And confirm her embarrassment<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>West Country Doggerel Early morning Fred Left his sister In her bed Dead And asked Ted To touch her head And confirm her dead Trowbridge Doggerel Early morning Ted Left her sister In his bed Dead And asked Ned To touch her head And confirm her dead Westbury Doggerel Early morning Ned Left Sister Ted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}