{"id":9048,"date":"2021-10-29T10:38:54","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T09:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9048"},"modified":"2021-10-29T10:47:44","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T09:47:44","slug":"primed-cannon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/29\/primed-cannon\/","title":{"rendered":"(Urban Poems by Sally Soft Street)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Primed Cannon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I do wish that you would not play<\/p>\n<p>These silly games<\/p>\n<p>I am wet and ready<\/p>\n<p>And in the mood for love<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Morning Wood<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I always walk with you in our morning wood<\/p>\n<p>But I was unable to do so today<\/p>\n<p>As we had the decorators in<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pitching a Tent<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>He pitched his tent<\/p>\n<p>When I undressed<\/p>\n<p>On the public beach<\/p>\n<p>Thus frustrates me greatly<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Sally Soft Street (2004)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Primed Cannon I do wish that you would not play These silly games I am wet and ready And in the mood for love &nbsp; Morning Wood I always walk with you in our morning wood But I was unable to do so today As we had the decorators in &nbsp; Pitching a Tent He [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9048"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9051,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9048\/revisions\/9051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}