{"id":9061,"date":"2021-10-31T07:21:01","date_gmt":"2021-10-31T07:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9061"},"modified":"2021-10-31T07:21:01","modified_gmt":"2021-10-31T07:21:01","slug":"poem-written-on-the-telephone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/poem-written-on-the-telephone\/","title":{"rendered":"Poem Written on the Telephone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am in a dilemma as I am sheltering in a telephone box<\/p>\n<p>Which is half way up a miserable hill<\/p>\n<p>Without a pad or a pen or anything else<\/p>\n<p>The telephone box is filling with water<\/p>\n<p>And I have had to remove my shoes<\/p>\n<p>I have come to the conclusion<\/p>\n<p>That I will have to remember this important poem<\/p>\n<p>Which will be difficult as I am cold wet and tired<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I will add it to the receiver with my penknife<\/p>\n<p>But then again the light is beginning to fade<\/p>\n<p>And the bulb in the box died many years ago<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am in a dilemma as I am sheltering in a telephone box Which is half way up a miserable hill Without a pad or a pen or anything else The telephone box is filling with water And I have had to remove my shoes I have come to the conclusion That I will have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9062,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9061\/revisions\/9062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}