{"id":9139,"date":"2021-11-10T16:21:43","date_gmt":"2021-11-10T16:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9139"},"modified":"2021-11-10T16:30:51","modified_gmt":"2021-11-10T16:30:51","slug":"the-saddest-bus-ticket-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/10\/the-saddest-bus-ticket-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The Saddest Bus Ticket in the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At about five past four on a grey November afternoon<\/p>\n<p>My unused bus ticket slipped from a pile of books<\/p>\n<p>On to a large wooden table that I had owned for years<\/p>\n<p>At first I thought this represented the fall of man<\/p>\n<p>But God told me that I was wrong<\/p>\n<p>As an earth tremor was the root cause<\/p>\n<p>In view of this I named my bus ticket Eve<\/p>\n<p>And we are now planning to live together<\/p>\n<p>If this what it takes to bring her full happiness<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At about five past four on a grey November afternoon My unused bus ticket slipped from a pile of books On to a large wooden table that I had owned for years At first I thought this represented the fall of man But God told me that I was wrong As an earth tremor was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9139"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9142,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9139\/revisions\/9142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}