{"id":928,"date":"2014-04-06T18:49:35","date_gmt":"2014-04-06T18:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=928"},"modified":"2014-04-06T18:50:22","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T18:50:22","slug":"the-swimming-pool-and-the-teacup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2014\/04\/06\/the-swimming-pool-and-the-teacup\/","title":{"rendered":"The Swimming Pool and the Teacup"},"content":{"rendered":"

Naked <\/b><\/p>\n

I stood naked<\/p>\n

On the diving board<\/p>\n

Six metres above the pool<\/p>\n

In my anxiety<\/p>\n

I had forgotten my trunks<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Thirty-four people<\/p>\n

Were laughing at me<\/p>\n

One was solemn<\/p>\n

A priest<\/p>\n

Who explained<\/p>\n

That we are naked in God’s eyes\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

Judith and Martha Visit the Municipal Pool \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n

After watching movies<\/p>\n

All night<\/p>\n

Judith and Martha<\/p>\n

Decided to go swimming<\/p>\n

At the Municipal Pool<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Judith was wearing a green costume<\/p>\n

Martha wore a red costume<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Whilst they were in the water<\/p>\n

They met Constance<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Constance was wearing a yellow costume<\/p>\n

But had not been watching movies<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

The Swimming Pool and the Teacup <\/b><\/p>\n

Anita and Graham<\/p>\n

Sat near the Pool Caf\u00e9<\/p>\n

Drinking tea<\/p>\n

They were studying<\/p>\n

A map of the universe<\/p>\n

Just after three<\/p>\n

A spaceman landed<\/p>\n

But was refused entry<\/p>\n

As he was wearing<\/p>\n

The wrong attire<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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