{"id":9335,"date":"2021-11-21T00:04:36","date_gmt":"2021-11-21T00:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9335"},"modified":"2021-11-21T18:46:27","modified_gmt":"2021-11-21T18:46:27","slug":"the-launch-of-hms-albion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/21\/the-launch-of-hms-albion\/","title":{"rendered":"The Launch of HMS Albion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 1922 a horse called Pogrom won the Coronation Stakes at Ascot<\/p>\n<p>How did you know that<\/p>\n<p>It was noted in The Times today<\/p>\n<p>I used to live in Ascot and my husband played football on a pitch in the middle of the racecourse<\/p>\n<p>What position did he play<\/p>\n<p>He was a goalkeeper<\/p>\n<p>How did you know that<\/p>\n<p>Because he told me when he returned home after the game<\/p>\n<p>On the longest day in 1898 HMS Albion was launched on the Thames<\/p>\n<p>Thirty-Four people died that day when a wave created by the ship caused a stage to collapse into a side creek<\/p>\n<p>How\u00a0 did you know that<\/p>\n<p>It was noted in The Times today<\/p>\n<p>She was broken up in 1920<\/p>\n<p>What a waste<\/p>\n<p>The poor people who died in the accident would have been dead for nearly twenty-two years<\/p>\n<p>Two years later Pogrom won the Coronation Stakes at Ascot<\/p>\n<p>Do you think that anybody who served on HMS Albion ever watched\u00a0 horse racing at Ascot<\/p>\n<p>I would imagine so but I cannot be sure<\/p>\n<p>Your husband might have played against the descendants of those who served on HMS Albion<\/p>\n<p>That is unlikely<\/p>\n<p>How many times did he play on the Ascot pitch<\/p>\n<p>I do not know but at a guess I would imagine about five times<\/p>\n<p>That does cut the odds though<\/p>\n<p>He once cracked his finger whilst playing in Ascot but did not realise it at the time and played the full game<\/p>\n<p>That must have been painful<\/p>\n<p>It was and because of it he could not play in goal for a number of weeks<\/p>\n<p>What did he do whilst he was injured<\/p>\n<p>Read Kierkegaard<\/p>\n<p>Do you read Kierkegaard<\/p>\n<p>Not very often but I do know a piece about the end of the world<\/p>\n<p>Would you like to hear it<\/p>\n<p>Please<\/p>\n<p>A fire broke out backstage in a theatre<\/p>\n<p>The clown came out to warn the public<\/p>\n<p>They thought it was a joke and applauded<\/p>\n<p>He repeated it<\/p>\n<p>The acclaim was even greater<\/p>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s just how the world<\/p>\n<p>Will come to an end<\/p>\n<p>To general applause from wits<\/p>\n<p>Who believe it&#8217;s a joke<\/p>\n<p>If the world came to end in a minutes time<\/p>\n<p>Where would you like to be<\/p>\n<p>I would like to be here next to you<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1922 a horse called Pogrom won the Coronation Stakes at Ascot How did you know that It was noted in The Times today I used to live in Ascot and my husband played football on a pitch in the middle of the racecourse What position did he play He was a goalkeeper How did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9335"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9340,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9335\/revisions\/9340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}