{"id":9439,"date":"2021-12-06T05:43:48","date_gmt":"2021-12-06T05:43:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9439"},"modified":"2021-12-06T05:43:48","modified_gmt":"2021-12-06T05:43:48","slug":"the-story-of-a-love-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/12\/06\/the-story-of-a-love-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The Story of a Love Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I blame the snails<\/p>\n<p>As their diets are disgusting<\/p>\n<p>And their houses are filthy<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But they are not the super spreaders<\/p>\n<p>That is down to the flies and the like<\/p>\n<p>As they take no precautions<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Perfectly good spiders are suffering<\/p>\n<p>Because of this pestilence<\/p>\n<p>It is time for action<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Spiders were the firstborn<\/p>\n<p>And it is our destiny<\/p>\n<p>To create a new world order<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I blame the snails As their diets are disgusting And their houses are filthy &nbsp; But they are not the super spreaders That is down to the flies and the like As they take no precautions &nbsp; Perfectly good spiders are suffering Because of this pestilence It is time for action &nbsp; Spiders were the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9440,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9439\/revisions\/9440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}