{"id":9485,"date":"2021-12-12T22:32:05","date_gmt":"2021-12-12T22:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9485"},"modified":"2021-12-12T22:33:10","modified_gmt":"2021-12-12T22:33:10","slug":"naked-in-the-storeroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/12\/12\/naked-in-the-storeroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked in the Storeroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago when I worked in an ironmongers shop<\/p>\n<p>I used to go into the storeroom with a girl named Alice Vanessa<\/p>\n<p>We would remove our clothes as soon after the owner of the store left for lunch<\/p>\n<p>And stand quite still between the shelves of cleaning fluids and ready made brooms<\/p>\n<p>After about ten minutes we would get dressed and eat our lunch near the railway window<\/p>\n<p>There was nothing at all sexual about our actions and I think that my colleague would have agreed<\/p>\n<p>Alice Vanessa was not that attractive being rather plain with a fat bottom and a birth mark on her hip<\/p>\n<p>The old ironmongers shop now sells greeting cards coloured wrapping paper pins and balloons<\/p>\n<p>It is called <em>Remembering You <\/em>and I often pass it when I am visiting clients who live near the station<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago when I worked in an ironmongers shop I used to go into the storeroom with a girl named Alice Vanessa We would remove our clothes as soon after the owner of the store left for lunch And stand quite still between the shelves of cleaning fluids and ready made brooms After about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9485"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9487,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9485\/revisions\/9487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}