The comedy of my celebrity begins<\/p>\n
I am a celebrity in the eyes of others<\/p>\n
But I do not celebrate myself<\/p>\n
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I would like to castrate fools<\/p>\n
But instead I share drinks with them<\/p>\n
I am the lowest kind of traitor<\/p>\n
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Sometimes I wear summer dresses<\/p>\n
I want to feel what it is like to be a woman<\/p>\n
But I do not have a cunt so my story ends there<\/p>\n
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You can at once see the sun and feel its warmth<\/p>\n
But what of love which you can feel strongly but never see<\/p>\n
Both are common but love never reveals itself<\/p>\n
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I have a glass orb which I keep in a black dish<\/p>\n
To the naked eye this glass orb seems black<\/p>\n
But my brain knows that it possesses no colour<\/p>\n
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I have never won awards for my work<\/p>\n
If by chance I was honoured by mistake<\/p>\n
I would hang my medal around the neck of a soft toy<\/p>\n
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If you are walking through the corridors of a train<\/p>\n
In the opposite direction to that of your travel<\/p>\n
Where would you be between 16:26 and 16:27<\/p>\n
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If I was totally without sight<\/p>\n
Would I be able to differentiate<\/p>\n
Between a beautiful woman and an ugly one<\/p>\n
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My sister is very beautiful<\/p>\n
I often handcuff myself to a radiator<\/p>\n
When she takes a lavender bath<\/p>\n
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In my dreams I often see my lovely sister<\/p>\n
Walking around my room in a suggestive negligee<\/p>\n
Yet in real life she wears sensible pyjamas<\/p>\n
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