{"id":9585,"date":"2021-12-30T07:15:26","date_gmt":"2021-12-30T07:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9585"},"modified":"2021-12-30T07:15:26","modified_gmt":"2021-12-30T07:15:26","slug":"angela-reynard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2021\/12\/30\/angela-reynard\/","title":{"rendered":"Angela Reynard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Tickets please<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I hand my ticket to the ticket inspector<\/p>\n<p><em>Have we plunged from the damaged viaduct yet\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Yes we passed it ten minutes ago\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I am fully awake<\/p>\n<p><em>Have I walked 1000 miles\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Yes about ten minutes ago\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Does God speak to you in tunnels\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Yes\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>What does he say\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He tells me to wear underwear\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I tell him that wearing underwear causes me to sweat and rashes follow\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Does he understand\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Not really he just advises that I wear cotton underwear\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He speaks to me also\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>About underwear\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>No\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>He just told me to sit comfortably and close my eyes\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And did you do as he asked\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Yes\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And then\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I met you\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>My name is Angela Reynard and I have not walked 1000 miles\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>What is your name\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Outlaw\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tickets please I hand my ticket to the ticket inspector Have we plunged from the damaged viaduct yet\u00a0 Yes we passed it ten minutes ago\u00a0 I am fully awake Have I walked 1000 miles\u00a0 Yes about ten minutes ago\u00a0 Does God speak to you in tunnels\u00a0 Yes\u00a0 What does he say\u00a0 He tells me to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9586,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9585\/revisions\/9586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}