{"id":9633,"date":"2022-01-07T22:33:02","date_gmt":"2022-01-07T22:33:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9633"},"modified":"2022-01-07T22:33:02","modified_gmt":"2022-01-07T22:33:02","slug":"do-not-touch-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/07\/do-not-touch-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Do Not Touch Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Do not touch me\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Why<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>That is my name\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It is a strange name\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Perhaps\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>What is your name my friend\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I have a poor sense of timing\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Why is that<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Because I was late for a wild swim<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And my dearest friend drowned<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Would you like me to be your friend<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>That would be nice\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Is the name of my cousin\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Is the name of your cousins girlfriend<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not touch me\u00a0 Why That is my name\u00a0 It is a strange name\u00a0 Perhaps\u00a0 What is your name my friend\u00a0 I have a poor sense of timing\u00a0 Why is that Because I was late for a wild swim And my dearest friend drowned Would you like me to be your friend That would be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9634,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9633\/revisions\/9634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}