{"id":9643,"date":"2022-01-10T16:06:30","date_gmt":"2022-01-10T16:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9643"},"modified":"2022-01-11T16:51:59","modified_gmt":"2022-01-11T16:51:59","slug":"the-blue-primate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/10\/the-blue-primate\/","title":{"rendered":"The Blue Primate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Judy was sitting in a stream<\/p>\n<p>I was standing next to our tent<\/p>\n<p>It was a warm spring day<\/p>\n<p>Judy was naked\u00a0and was sitting in a stream<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Do you realise that primates\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Can scratch their backs\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But I cannot even wash mine<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>That is because we have no soap<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I am standing inside our blue tent<\/p>\n<p>It is a warm spring day<\/p>\n<p>Judy is naked and is sitting in a stream<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Judy was sitting in a stream I was standing next to our tent It was a warm spring day Judy was naked\u00a0and was sitting in a stream &nbsp; Do you realise that primates\u00a0 Can scratch their backs\u00a0 But I cannot even wash mine &nbsp; That is because we have no soap &nbsp; I am standing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9643"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9646,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9643\/revisions\/9646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}