{"id":965,"date":"2014-04-27T15:41:24","date_gmt":"2014-04-27T15:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=965"},"modified":"2014-04-27T15:53:02","modified_gmt":"2014-04-27T15:53:02","slug":"lulworth-journey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2014\/04\/27\/lulworth-journey\/","title":{"rendered":"Lulworth Journey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the way to Lulworth<\/p>\n<p>Mike and Penny occasioned a tea house<\/p>\n<p>That sold nothing but<\/p>\n<p><i>Boswell\u2019s London Journal 1762-1763<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A fifties edition<\/p>\n<p>Signed by the Queen<\/p>\n<p>The teahouse was called<\/p>\n<p><i>Review Riva <\/i><\/p>\n<p>And was on the main Weymouth Road<\/p>\n<p>Mike was assembling notes<\/p>\n<p>For a book that he intended to write<\/p>\n<p>It would be called<\/p>\n<p><i>The Graves of Algerian Poets <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Penny was looking out of the window<\/p>\n<p>At the perspex purple passers-by<\/p>\n<p>She was also writing in the light condensation<\/p>\n<p>The answers to small mathematical problems<\/p>\n<p><i>1865 <\/i><i><br \/>\n35<br \/>\n<strong>1900<\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>114<\/i><i><br \/>\n35<br \/>\n<strong>149<\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>7 x 20 -7=<strong>133<\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Like all patrons they purchased a Boswell<\/p>\n<p>And headed south in their<\/p>\n<p>Low Slung<\/p>\n<p>Ruby Red<\/p>\n<p>Sports Car<\/p>\n<p>As they were passing the Stem Ginger trees<\/p>\n<p>They felt an overwhelming desire to create a child<\/p>\n<p>And stopped in a lay-by<\/p>\n<p>Surrounded by lakes<\/p>\n<p>And created a son who later became<\/p>\n<p>The MP for Shetland East<\/p>\n<p>Later when in the cathedral city<\/p>\n<p>They were invited to climb the spire<\/p>\n<p>But declined as they were both atheists<\/p>\n<p>And did not wish to be closer to God<\/p>\n<p>Instead they served coffee to Malaysian visitors<\/p>\n<p>And told them that that the only true Christian<\/p>\n<p>Died on the Cross<\/p>\n<p>When passing through Wool<\/p>\n<p>They were hit by a train<\/p>\n<p>Which wrecked their car<\/p>\n<p>And forced them to walk the remaining miles<\/p>\n<p>Without their Boswell<\/p>\n<p>When reaching Durdle Door<\/p>\n<p>They met a man called <em>Arthur Moule<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Who had been to China<\/p>\n<p>And had witnessed<\/p>\n<p>The Taiping Revolution<\/p>\n<p>He had executed <em>Hong Futian<\/em> with an olive branch<\/p>\n<p>And had killed many men<\/p>\n<p>With his kindness<\/p>\n<p>But now<\/p>\n<p>Alone<\/p>\n<p>He wrote poems about the sea bound arch<\/p>\n<p>And waved at the<\/p>\n<p>Passing Panama Ships<\/p>\n<p>They ended their journey<\/p>\n<p>In an Officers Mess<\/p>\n<p>Overlooking a range<\/p>\n<p>Scarred by battles<\/p>\n<p>Both mock and real<\/p>\n<p>And ate well<\/p>\n<p>Before they retired<\/p>\n<p>To an upper room<\/p>\n<p>Where they could see the rocks<\/p>\n<p>And the waters beyond<\/p>\n<p>Greeting a mysterious woman<\/p>\n<p>Who did not 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