{"id":9651,"date":"2022-01-10T16:46:33","date_gmt":"2022-01-10T16:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9651"},"modified":"2022-01-10T16:46:33","modified_gmt":"2022-01-10T16:46:33","slug":"irish-writers-come-to-die-in-brightlingsea-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/10\/irish-writers-come-to-die-in-brightlingsea-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish writers come to die in Brightlingsea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well that is not strictly true<\/p>\n<p>As no famous Irish writers or poets<\/p>\n<p>Have died here<\/p>\n<p>I live in this small town<\/p>\n<p>But I am not Irish<\/p>\n<p>And I hate the taste of oysters<\/p>\n<p>This said I consume<\/p>\n<p>Five sandwiches each day<\/p>\n<p>To aid my delicate constitution<\/p>\n<p>Before I swim in the sea<\/p>\n<p>I am the sole keeper of the wooden beach huts<\/p>\n<p>And it is my job to ensure<\/p>\n<p>That these structures are kept in pristine condition<\/p>\n<p>Which is harder than it sounds<\/p>\n<p>As people are so careless<\/p>\n<p>And have little regard for Irish Literature<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well that is not strictly true As no famous Irish writers or poets Have died here I live in this small town But I am not Irish And I hate the taste of oysters This said I consume Five sandwiches each day To aid my delicate constitution Before I swim in the sea I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9651"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9652,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9651\/revisions\/9652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}