{"id":9697,"date":"2022-01-13T04:33:45","date_gmt":"2022-01-13T04:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9697"},"modified":"2022-01-13T04:33:45","modified_gmt":"2022-01-13T04:33:45","slug":"giraffes-in-dover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/13\/giraffes-in-dover\/","title":{"rendered":"Giraffes in Dover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J read somewhere that if a giraffe<\/p>\n<p>Drank a cup of coffee<\/p>\n<p>That it would be cold<\/p>\n<p>By the time it reached<\/p>\n<p>The bottom of its throat<\/p>\n<p>Maybe or maybe not<\/p>\n<p>But that is assuming<\/p>\n<p>That giraffes like coffee<\/p>\n<p>In the first place<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There are no giraffes in Dover<\/p>\n<p>And the town is poorer for that<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>J Poems (2022)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J read somewhere that if a giraffe Drank a cup of coffee That it would be cold By the time it reached The bottom of its throat Maybe or maybe not But that is assuming That giraffes like coffee In the first place &nbsp; There are no giraffes in Dover And the town is poorer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9697"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9698,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9697\/revisions\/9698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}