{"id":978,"date":"2014-05-03T12:11:08","date_gmt":"2014-05-03T12:11:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=978"},"modified":"2014-05-03T12:11:08","modified_gmt":"2014-05-03T12:11:08","slug":"twenty-tales-of-syrup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2014\/05\/03\/twenty-tales-of-syrup\/","title":{"rendered":"Twenty Tales of Syrup"},"content":{"rendered":"

A Break of Mermaids <\/b><\/p>\n

a break of mermaids<\/p>\n

posed for a Victorian artist<\/p>\n

they had been paid well<\/p>\n

and had been entered into a draw<\/p>\n

the first prize being<\/p>\n

a trip to the pyramids<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Exit Snow <\/b><\/p>\n

said the directions<\/p>\n

but he stayed on stage<\/p>\n

and sang in a falsetto manner<\/p>\n

to an appreciative audience<\/p>\n

before the curtain descended<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Edinburgh Musical Grave<\/b><\/p>\n

his was the only grave<\/p>\n

in the cemetery<\/p>\n

where one could hear live music<\/p>\n

jazz on mondays and wednesdays<\/p>\n

opera on thursdays and fridays<\/p>\n

and choral music at the weekend<\/p>\n

on tuesdays he rested<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0X<\/strong><\/p>\n

In Surbiton<\/p>\n

It is the tradition<\/p>\n

To steal apples<\/p>\n

From your neighbours trees<\/p>\n

And cook them<\/p>\n

Into a pie<\/p>\n

For their enjoyment<\/p>\n

This does not happen<\/p>\n

In Kingston<\/p>\n

It is the tradition<\/p>\n

To steal apples<\/p>\n

From your neighbours trees<\/p>\n

And cook them<\/p>\n

Into a pie<\/p>\n

For their enjoyment<\/p>\n

This does not happen<\/p>\n

In Surbiton<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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