{"id":980,"date":"2014-05-03T12:29:15","date_gmt":"2014-05-03T12:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=980"},"modified":"2014-05-03T12:29:15","modified_gmt":"2014-05-03T12:29:15","slug":"a-farmers-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2014\/05\/03\/a-farmers-year\/","title":{"rendered":"A Farmers Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer\u2019s wife should always greet guests in the nude as this creates harmony<\/p>\n<p>There are four types of Maze. Always grow the fifth<\/p>\n<p>Teach all your livestock about the probability of famine<\/p>\n<p>Your cottage should be effortless in its beauty<\/p>\n<p>You should not be able to see Iceland from your highest tree<\/p>\n<p>Combine Harvesters should receive holidays in April, May and July<\/p>\n<p>Your sheepdog should be called Gurdjieff and have ability in four languages<\/p>\n<p>Sheep become invisible in the winter as apples do in the summer. The reason for this is unknown<\/p>\n<p>Of your twenty-eight fields, six should be left fallow. The size of your farm should not exceed four hundred and ninety six acres<\/p>\n<p>You should twin your farm with those in Rhodesia<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer\u2019s wife should always greet guests in the nude as this creates harmony There are four types of Maze. Always grow the fifth Teach all your livestock about the probability of famine Your cottage should be effortless in its beauty You should not be able to see Iceland from your highest tree Combine Harvesters [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}