Is Mule your real name<\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
Why are you called Mule<\/p>\n
That is my nickname<\/p>\n
What is your real name<\/p>\n
I cannot remember<\/p>\n
That is an unusual name<\/p>\n
But why Mule<\/p>\n
Because I am the offspring of a Jack and a Mare<\/p>\n
My sister is called Hinny<\/p>\n
A nickname<\/p>\n
Yes as she is the offspring of a Jenny and a Stallion<\/p>\n
But if you forgive me you look like a girl<\/p>\n
It is a trick of the light<\/p>\n
But I have known you for a number of years<\/p>\n
I assure you that it is trick of the light<\/p>\n
You have a female body<\/p>\n
When we swam yesterday you looked like a woman<\/p>\n
You had all the curves in the right places<\/p>\n
I am a Mule I assure you Jim<\/p>\n
Do you have a tail<\/p>\n
Yes<\/p>\n
But I did not see it yesterday<\/p>\n
It does not like sea water<\/p>\n
May I call you Margaret<\/p>\n
If you like Margaret is a pretty name<\/p>\n
Was my fathers name<\/p>\n
Then I shall call you Maggie instead of Jim<\/p>\n
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