{"id":9820,"date":"2022-02-01T21:15:32","date_gmt":"2022-02-01T21:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartpoetry.art\/?p=9820"},"modified":"2022-02-01T21:30:23","modified_gmt":"2022-02-01T21:30:23","slug":"the-terracotta-owl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2022\/02\/01\/the-terracotta-owl\/","title":{"rendered":"The Terracotta Owl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a terracotta owl<\/p>\n<p>Sitting in the back seat<\/p>\n<p>Of my deux chevaux<\/p>\n<p>It just stares at me<\/p>\n<p>Morning noon and night<\/p>\n<p>Which is a little worrying<\/p>\n<p>As I do not drive<\/p>\n<p>I have offered it food<\/p>\n<p>But it does not answer me<\/p>\n<p>Nor does it want a drink<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should change my name<\/p>\n<p>From Jean Le Taxi<\/p>\n<p>To Jeanne Le Taxi<\/p>\n<p>Who knows<\/p>\n<p>What are the correct procedures<\/p>\n<p>When dealing with terracotta owls<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a terracotta owl Sitting in the back seat Of my deux chevaux It just stares at me Morning noon and night Which is a little worrying As I do not drive I have offered it food But it does not answer me Nor does it want a drink Maybe I should change my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9820"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9825,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9820\/revisions\/9825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}