When I woke today I had already decided to become a transatlantic pilot<\/p>\n
I pulled back the sheets and designed my plane on your lovely bum<\/p>\n
Later that day I was on an airfield in Suffolk packing my sandwiches for the flight<\/p>\n
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We were sitting on a mini dam somewhere in Oxfordshire eating our cheese rolls<\/p>\n
When you leaned back too far and slowly slid down the face of the structure into the river below<\/p>\n
I rushed across to the other side and saw you being helped from the waters by Steven and Stanley<\/p>\n
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My transatlantic plane had a number of design faults one was of which was the lack of a propeller<\/p>\n
Which I had foolishly not built in as I had run out of space on Jane’s petite backside at the design stage<\/p>\n
My problems were solved when I hitched a ride on a passing albatross named Jonathan L<\/p>\n
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We lay in a Berkshire field as you wet clothes dried on a nearby electricity pylon<\/p>\n
I was slightly alarmed as my initial designs had washed off your wonderful bum<\/p>\n
But assured you that my feathered friend would deliver me safely on to the Goodwin Sands<\/p>\n
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