A few days ago I tripped over<\/p>\n
My French wooden bed<\/p>\n
In a moment of sheer carelessness<\/p>\n
I hurt a toe and upset the other one<\/p>\n
At first I thought I had broken<\/p>\n
Both of these small toes<\/p>\n
But once the swelling had faded<\/p>\n
They were shown to be bruised<\/p>\n
But still very very painful<\/p>\n
Jane helped me by speaking<\/p>\n
To my two injured toes<\/p>\n
And applied cream to the smaller one<\/p>\n
She then gave me a colourful sock<\/p>\n
To wear in bed so that I did not stain the white sheets<\/p>\n
I have grown to love this red white and green sock<\/p>\n
And will adopt it once I recover from this injury<\/p>\n
As a gesture of thanks to my dear dear wife<\/p>\n
I have sent a photo of my red jelly and tangerine custard dessert<\/p>\n
To all her friends and some of the fellow members of her choir<\/p>\n
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