I have friends in the Channel Islands who insist that they are not in Normandy<\/p>\n
This however is not true as they are part of Normandy as much as Cherbourg Rouen and Le Havre<\/p>\n
Dogs and bitches are often called Norman and Joan in defiance of this reported geography<\/p>\n
I have no such problem as I am called Bonzo Beach after Bonzo Beach the French artist<\/p>\n
Whose real name is Tina which is my middle name<\/p>\n
My sister who is a very beautiful nun is named The Perfect Normandy or Sister Norm for short<\/p>\n
I never wanted to become a nun as I chatter endlessly about inane subjects such as this poem<\/p>\n
Rip tides also interest me as well as weather patterns in the South Atlantic<\/p>\n
You may think that I am an odd fellow but I am happily married to my sister<\/p>\n
We have considered children but have delayed our decision as we are worried about the primroses<\/p>\n
That cling precariously to the pink pink cliffs and the rear of our garden which are falling into the sea<\/p>\n
The Mother Superior (Barbie) feels that we are being foolish as she has built a creche in the convent<\/p>\n
But she sees our views and blesses them as he knows that any loss of primroses might upset the infant and cause the guard dogs to harm self harm<\/p>\n
I have spoken to the dog about this and he has assured me that he is taking Holy Orders even though she holds pantheist beliefs<\/p>\n
My other guard dog is called Fashionista Ken but it has never come out of its kennel which maybe due to the fact that it fell into the sea in 1945<\/p>\n
We do have another dog with very big eyes (although it is blind) but we have never enquired of its breed<\/p>\n
I think it is a sheepdog named Killer but a couple novitiate nuns disagree and we often discuss this at naturist retreats in Southern France<\/p>\n
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