I am sitting on Blue Anchor Railway Station in Somerset

It is two for twins day

I am sitting with my twin sister

She is not wearing underwear

The Blue Lobster is aware of this fact

And looks up her skirt as she crosses her legs

 

Blue Lobster

Plain Maid

Planning Murder

With her sister

On the seafront

In Le Mans

 

Is being sung quietly

By a choir of conjoined twins

 

Brother Michael

Likes to Cycle

To a Cathedral

In Le Mans 

 

I am reading an account of the murders committed by Christine and Lea Papin

My sister cannot read as she is blind

But she has an acute sense of fashion

Which is much appreciated

By the Blue Lobster

 

This rare creature

Will teach my sister

The Fundamentals

Of Self Abuse

 

Is the opening line of my book

I wonder who the author is

As it is not explained

On the dust cover

 

Blue Lobster Blue Anchor

Do not thank her

For Today

 

The choir sings beautifully on the platform near the beach

I look into my sisters sky blue eyes

She is in the throes of an orgasm

And the Blue Lobster

Has returned to the sea