Norway had already docked But was hidden within the deep fog We heard Ellen’s voice before I saw her running towards us She was wearing a vivid pink dress

yes yes yes yes it is totally illogical but it will work where would you like to live we will make a good profit on our richmond pile i will have to break it to virginia but she will understand thank you for the venice photographs how often did you both get upskirted one day […]

Hi Joe Somebody somewhere once said I have a dream Josie has a very silly dream I cannot give up Cora She is the girl that I have been waiting for All of my life as she ticks all of the boxes And she feels the same about me I certainly do not want to […]

For many years I have studied the skies over Richmond hoping to catch a sighting of an Albatross It is unlikely that I will ever see an Albatross over Richmond The same be said of the cops A couple of weeks ago I witnessed something daft on a busy road leading out of a town […]

Joe during the recent hot spell Annie and I went out for a walk in Anytown by the Sea Annie had recently split up with Mark and was in high spirits as he was so far up his own arse that he cleaned his teeth from the inside Hot days and drinking do not mix […]

My girlfriend likes to think That she is a radical She is also a member of the English Church Praise Marx and pass the Mars bars Lou’s Boyfriend

I am staying in a hotel in Rome Which is comfortable and cheap On the wall opposite its only window Hangs La girandola a Castel Sant’ Angelo I am going to ask the owner If I may purchase this faded print

I am in a bar in Piraeus And have promised a lift To Athens International Airport To a hitchiker named Laura Piranesi She has given me a tee shirt in return

Today I am back in Greece I am wearing a white tee shirt Which was given to me recently You are too much of a painter My friend To be a an engraver Is its only message

My name is Jack And I often pick female hitchhikers To ensure that they are safe For at least a few hours I am a decent chap And do not seek an advantage