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  • Mathematics

    Two plus Two equals Four I agree Two plus Two Does not equal five That is obvious It is absurd to say anything else Anything Else Funny Girl Josie Joe & Josie

  • Packer of the Yard

    In 2015 they finally closed the Jessop flyover It had been built with sub-standard materials And had been falling down for many years During its demolition two skeletons were found Hidden in the low level supports The Parker Twins disappeared in early 1965 Both were known to the police having served time It was thought […]

  • Rats that Swim

    This id nit mu voice I so not speak like this I was illiterate until I ws nine They thought that there was something Wrong with me And then I blossomed I no longer live in this street But I do visit my parents And paek my flash motor In front of their house I […]

  • Sleeping on Trains

    I have always found it hard to sleep on trains Sometimes you travel with me Sometimes we are apart Today you are with me I am watching you sleep We are on our way to Scotland for a short break Life has been quite mad recently In ten minutes we will be in Preston You […]

  • This is why I am fond of the Catholic Church

    Pope puts architect Antoni Gaudí on path to sainthood I have just read this in a newspaper Where are you Joe Richmond misses you I am in Barcelona with Sephine The Mathematics of Coincidence  It happens all the time What do you think of the news It has greatly pleased me This is why I […]

  • Des Destinées de l’Ame 

    Joe have you read this Although I agree with him on most things The President of United States Does tend to shoot from the hip I can now understand why Harvard University has removed the binding of human skin from a 19th Century book kept in its library. Harvard University explained its decision to remove […]

  • The Firing Squad

    Lads there had been a slight change of plan today Why is that Sir Well as you all know the current government has gone all soft and liberal Who is it today George Crawford the chap who shot the Prime Minister A bit harsh that I would have just fined him That or community service […]

  • Coffee of Champions

    No mans knowledge Can go beyond his experience I live in cave Discuss

  • Breakfast with Maurice

    I am thinking therefore I exist If I was run over by a bus I would cease to exist But if all my living thoughts Had been copied into a book Would they still exist discuss

  • Ghosts (Beach House)

    My beach house still stands Tired and sea worn On the Blue Glass Coast I visit it once a year To attend to repairs Childhood holidays once passed In this colourful beach house It was a place of happiness and joy But now time has haunted its brittle history Anne Vernon 1971