I met you on a dating app You seemed perfect But we decided sensibly To send each other our shadows Before we met in person Our date was very successful But we had too much to drink And misplaced our shadows These have never been found But it was a very small price to pay…

There are a number of different types of Councillors The Independent Ones who care for their town and pluck fruit from both banks as they drift midstream These are good people The Ones Who Bully usually because they hate themselves as they are ugly and fat and want to punish those with all the gifts…

Wild Swans Over this lake My day doth make

Lou Michael Why do you always Hoover in the nude Because it is more free You apartment is overlooked So what It is I just envy Culver Tree I want to watch you As you Hoover without clothes Culver likes boys Really Yes he prefers the Hispanic ones Well that has put me off of…

Lou rang me from Times Square I was in Ontario Lou rang me from Park Avenue I was in Flagstaff We have agreed to meet On Platform One At Princeton Junction Lou will be Wearing Blue

Oh Mrs Perkins what a lovely son you have He is so helpful around the house And when I am busy he gets my shopping He also buries our pets when we tire of them I love his Airfix models What model are you constructing Lenny Hello Mrs Green you look well today In answer…

France is a small district In New York City I was sitting in a bar With Nathan Detroit Next to the crap table In full view of the street We were loud and noticeable And had good reason to be so As this was a ventilation evening Which slang translated meant That hits were were…

Hi All I do not often chat but Joe is on his travels again and will not be posting for a while (you lucky people) It is not that I am shy but I do not have Joe’s drive (I must sound like a right hag during our arguments) and I am less opinionated. This…

I was visiting the small town of Poetry In the Southern Mid West State It was the birthplace of the president But that was not the reason I was there As I was writing a book about Lola Le Lange Who had been the secret mistress of our leader Little was known about her apart…

I crouched naked On a large rock In full view of the freeway Nobody noticed me Or even cared As I pissed My life away And flooded a town Ellen