Joe  If God ever resigned what would happen  How the fuck should I know  I have heard somewhere that all candidates  Will have to answer three questions  Are you are aware of these questions I am  Please would you share them with your followers  I have no followers  The only follower I have is Norman…

Joe Many people say that you are a cruel person Do you think you are a cruel person No Explain I am a kind person Who told you that The chap in the mirror I have read many of your Joe and Josie posts You do not take prisoners I am a compassionate person That…

Whenever I visit you Alice Anne I find you wearing red socks Why do you only wear blue socks When I am away from you To honour Cary Grant Is not an adequate explanation As I was the one born in Bristol You are from St Ives My shallow little bird

Hi Joe  Hi Jean it has been a long time  Are you well  No I am deeper  I am writing my second book  Wow  The title is above What is it about  Wanking in the Western World  Not wankers of the Western World  I know many  Joe  Jean  How often do you masturbate  Tick the…

Unhappy was the lot of Elsie She loved the centre-half for Chelsea But he just when their troth was plighted Was sold to Manchester United With reference to my previous post I was pretty miserable last weekend Seeing this Josie found a book for me Association Football from 1937 I found it a refreshing read…

Hi Joe Mark I am in Whitby at the moment In front of the statue of Captain Cook I was there earlier this year But it rained cats and dogs And we were unable to see the statue Josie and I are still drying out Betty has purchased some flowers and we intend to place…

Do you know what today is Josie Tuesday But what is the date April 23 It is St. George’s Day sis So it is I almost forgot Many people do and that is what it means to be pure English Pure English Yes you can trace your tree back generations I have been in both…

As I walked beside a railway track no longer used I found an interesting stone half hidden in the grass Initially I thought it might have been pink granite But then I noticed the pink hues deep in the marble I knew then that my find was from the Midford Quarry Which had closed between…

Hello Joe  Nice to have you on the show  It is nice to be here  Was your journey good  Not really as I caught the train which was expensive crowded and late  I was going to drive but have not driven into London for ten years  Why Because I do not have a car There…

You were running Down the platform But missed the train The skies were grey I never saw you again A. B .B. Alain (1983)