Josie Joe Are men rude to you in the street Not that I notice Do you ever get wolf whistles Sometimes Does it bother you No I rather like it Nice arse I take it as a compliment Tits Same Is there anything that annoys you One thing That being Faggots who follow me into…

Sixty-Four years ago to this day A famous rock star from the USA Died as the result of a car crash Near Chippenham in Wiltshire I can remember my Dad telling my Mum Of the tragedy over dinner a few days later I was very small and did not appreciate The gravity of the accident…

Ships wrecked in a desert of salt Wild horses quite free Swimming in inland seas A late sun reflected My pen now breathes The passions of my heart

I care about creatures small Snails Slugs Spiders and Flies This makes me quite unpopular In this a country of giants I have been threatened many times But care little for these empty people I was on an empty city tram Full of those without sight The feral creatures were hunting me I could see…

Joe the funniest thing just happened to me Was ****** ****** hit by a train No much more rewarding than that I am all ears Well you know that you order a weekly shop Yes Well it was delivered about half an hour ago It was on time for once Very much It was as…

Joe Mo Joe What are you writing on the napkin A list of people who I think should be assassinated You will get in trouble mate For writing the names of certain people who I dislike on a napkin in MCD It is not a police state yet You noted in a recent video that…

Over the years I have read many stories about the mysterious blue lights That can be seen near railway lines or at railway stations Most of these stories come from the USA and are usually slightly exaggerated But I have recently have come across the tale of a mysterious blue light On the Great Western…

Although Sandwich is world famous it is a peaceful place Not much happens in Sandwich But that was not the case in April 1960 when a tragic killing occurred It involved a girl and two boys all aged eighteen Ray Thomas had been going out with Jessie Sparks for over a year They were planning…

I saw a pumpkin Floating above a fallow field It landed in a rough lane And exploded Like an orange balloon

I get a great number of requests Extremely polite requests Asking me to describe Josie She looks like me is my only reply We are identical twins But my likeness is also a mystery As we have no social media accounts It is better that way This said Josie did feature in a pop video…