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  • Itinerary

    Where do I go from here  There is no clear route  I am fully awake  But cannot hear  The silence of the eggs 

  • Movement

    One eye blue  One eye brown  A Golden Triangle  Has been reported 

  • Tour of Frederick

    On the first day of January 2025 Frederick started his tour in Bristol  By the evening he had reached Gloucester  He had planned to travel to Wales  Which was less than twenty miles away  But abandoned his journey As the weather had become violent 

  • Joe The Dead Spaghetti Tour

    Joe Josie and Sephine Are back in Richmond They were missed their friends This Saturday at three afternoon The Flooded Inn With host their memories Of the USA and Finland Josie will be signing Copies of her new book Alcatraz and Me

  • Chic

    Girls can wear scruffy jeans  And cut their hair short  They can wear vests or tee shirts  As it is okay to be a boy named Tom  But If you switch this around  Then the said boys are ridiculed  For being too feminine  The mathematics of this  Totally confuses me Joe  It really does confuse me 

  • Daft Days

    There is a period  Between Christmas  And the New Year  That were known locally  As the Daft Days  You would do daft things  Like walking through  Railway tunnels at night  Or wearing your mums knickers  When you went to church  I had always wondered  Why these days  Were called Daft Days  Before I realised  That […]

  • Strawberry Water

    On the evening of Tuesday Xi dozed in an easy chair  A soft piano played in another room  She dreamt of an iced glass of strawberry water 

  • Just a Drunken Tattoo Mercedes

    Why do you have a tattoo on your shoulder Julie  To remember a holiday that I once enjoyed  Was it a romantic holiday  No I travelled alone  Where did you go  Prague  Your obviously enjoyed it  Very much as the city immediately seduced me  I wanted my holiday to go on forever  So one evening I made […]

  • Pik Peg & Pog

    Pik wears a red mackintosh and a hood Even when the rain has stopped Peg wears a soft cotton dress  Pink wooden white and blue Pog just looks at the beautiful sky  From the comfort of her wicker basket 

  • Keira And Joe (A Loathe Story)

    Where is Keira  At the cinema  She must be a rich girl  Free tickets Joe  Blow job again  Probably  Which movie is showing  Thirty  Never heard of it  Nobody has  Who the fuck would make a movie about a number  A mathematician maybe  Why not twenty nine or twenty eight  Twenty eight is a far […]