Hi Josie I am on the Shinkansen with Izumi She is such a nice girl Just so very gentle and feminine Unlike some of the less favoured races Guess what No I have not been arrested Small World I ran into Anna and Anna In Tokyo just by chance Anna has been commissioned To write […]

I have been in Japan for six days And have travelled far I have leaned many things Firstly how tall I am in comparison To the average Japanese person I am just over six tall which is not unusual In most European countries The second is usually not discussed in polite company But I had […]

The night maid Wanders in the garden Searching for fallen flowers The night maid Passes my bedroom door Morning is near The night maid Is still sleeping I can hear her dreams

the wet sand is clinging to my skin it is cold and very uncomfortable she went swimming in her underwear but has since drowned in the sea this assumption is false as i am very much alive my show will be held in early may where i hope to sell some of my work

this is not a poem but a slice of cheese

Edith walked in Bath With her Blue Rocks Bright Morning Light

Edith walked in Bath With her Blue Rocks Sweet Morning Light

Edith walked in Bath With her Blue Rocks Quiet Morning Light

Miss Spread was our History Teacher And had been engaged to Mr Pure-Love Our much admired Games Master He is now engaged to Ruby Rose-Stone Who won an Olympic Gold in Rome

They found the body Of Marjorie Irene Spread In a field of Golden Buttercups She had taken her own life After being unhappy in love