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Travelling With Hegel
Hegel claimed that every important situation occurs twice I often think about this when travelling on the 08:06 And back again on the 17:58
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Sleeping on Trains
I frequently sleep on late night trains But always arrive at my home station
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Bitches on Heat
There is a barge moored near the lock It is owned by two local artists Who both dress and sound like men
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How Dare You Assume That I am Straight
I enjoy walking in the countryside Andee lives in East Kent And we walk together Whenever we can My favourite roads Are the Roman Roads Which are always straight This confused Andee who noted That Roman Roads Are not as straight as I thought Some have pronounced curves And I should not make assumptions About […]
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Beware the Tyranny of the Stupid
What are you reading Joe A book I see that you are feeling better I am just sad to be back in the UK It will not be long Too long You will have recovered from your operation in weeks I was always worried about the boon Margaret Thatcher Was the boon named after Mrs […]
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Dog Shit and my Christmas Tree
It had to happen in the two weeks leading up to Christmas I am a football player for a lower league side We played a cup game at the beginning of December And drew two two after extra time The replay was scheduled for the third week of the month It would have been my […]
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Before Midnight
Do you realise That you have your best sleep In the hours before midnight I never thought of it that way It is common sense As you usually waste those hours In a pub or watching television It is so logical so very simple But you are a nighthawk Bernard It is because I cannot […]
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Fuck Buddy
Marie-France once said to me That having a fuck buddy Is better than falling in love It is more convenient No complications Nothing is expected And nothing given Last night we went to the cinema The film was so poor That we walked out Our evening had been ruined And this made me angry It […]
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Pillow Talk and Jules Ferry
There was a photograph of Jules Ferry On the wall of my friends apartment I could see it when I took a bath That is why Marc had a shower fitted As he was not impressed with my theft We often sat where the bath once stood and chatted Marc was very knowledgeable Sample of […]
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Too Good To Miss
You helped me pass my entrance exams Miss Houghton Everything I am today Is because of you You took the time to educate me You taught me how to think and see And because of this I am where and who I am Today as you retire I would like to offer you An important […]