I once told my geography teacher That she was emotionally constipated When she asked me what I meant I told her that she was full of shit I was suspended for that remark A few months after I returned I was sent off During a rugby match against St Piran’s School My crime was that…

It was a hot afternoon I had finished my work And decided to cool off In the Rex Bleu Rex A double bill was advertised L’ Etranger and L’ Etranger The cinema was empty Save for the regular lovers I slumped into my usual seat And drank iced water Touched with lime Sleep overcame me…

The story of Lady Godiva Is very well known But few know the truth As she was just a visiting mermaid Who happened to be passing through the city On her way to visit a sick friend

I do not live that far from the sea And in that time I have made the acquaintance Of a number of local mermaids Last year I met a visiting mermaid from the tropics Who accompanied me to a carnival of the sea It was a rewarding day but my companion became rather confused When…

It is not a well known fact That large numbers of sailors Previously drowned in terrible storms Are rescued by passing mermaids Their lifeless bodies find soft refuge In the aprons of these beautiful creatures And are transported into the shallows Where their future lives are waiting

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Human Remains

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Gigi Tom is naked in the bath She is reading James Tate’s poetry The bath is illuminated by six candles That once belonged to William We have been invited to share his flat