I am sitting in the kitchen reading a book about Lou Andreas-Salome You are brewing coffee on the stove and watching the toast Looking out of the window I can see a grey bus that wishes it was green The bakery opposite has just opened and the Saturday assistant is adjusting the window One of […]

At 10:18 on the 16th of September I could be found reading Le Nihilisme Europeen In a riverside park in Canterbury not far from the magnificent cathedral I had been in this location for over an hour studying Nietzsche As I always did on Thursday mornings during term time The air was cooler than it […]

Why are you crying Anna Is it the Queen No Can I help Not really Then I will leave you alone Please stay It is silly What is silly I am crying over someone I have never met Jean-Luc Godard is dead How awful I know how much he meant to you I studied his […]

About six weeks ago my twin sister killed herself By standing in front of a train opposite the slender new build This quite obviously broke me in two so I decided to follow her pattern   I had decided to die in exactly the same spot where she was crushed But as I scaled the […]

I was sitting on my train this morning When a cornflower fell into my lap This moved me a great deal As it had been sent with a deep love   When I arrived at my terminus I immediately went to the toilets And masturbated myself to orgasm With this beautiful but silent plant  

I asked my lover for a bunch of flowers He arrived in our apartment Which was on the sixth floor Overlooking the railway With a huge array of colourful flowers I was sitting up in bed quite naked He took one rose and placed it between my breasts   My lover then opened the bedroom […]

I pulled the trigger The Presidents head exploded He is dead before he falls I make my escape successfully And lay low for a few weeks I am then betrayed by my sister Who was paid by a newspaper For her betrayal but I still adore her Even if she is a grade one bitch […]

Art With Books rose at seven every morning She showered and drank coffee in that order Or maybe not in that order as it was hard to tell   She owned a small gallery on the Kings Road Named Nude on Tuesdays and Closed Right Now It was a popular gallery and a successful business […]

To anyone passing it is just an ordinary field That lies behind a world famous parsonage It is known that the father of three famous sisters Spent some of his spare time here in reflection   But that was over a century and half ago And this recreation can now only be found in books […]

As we drove over the high bleak moors I became aware that we had slowly climbed Into the low clouds that were beginning To haunt our journey in unusual ways   The lonely villages were almost lifeless And a sense of grey death hung in the air Visibility had been reduced to just fifty yards […]