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Six Nuns
From my railway carriage I saw six nuns Playing strip poker In an ornamental garden I knew then That youth was dead
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Thirty Four Degrees
Arianne the sixth daughter Of the landlords Toad side inn Smiled as she placed Lemon fused iced tea With a honey dew melt I front of the two mes On the hottest day Of her most beautiful year
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Parasols on Fire
It has been suggested That parasols have no future As they fade into deep history This is obviously quite false As many cities are much admired For the diversity of their vivid colours
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graham and gill
for many years i have showered with my beautiful brother there is nothing odd about this as i only sit down and look at his feet
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The Garden of England
After many years of searching I found what I was looking for My realisation did not startle me Nothing of note really happened I had just chosen to open my eyes Stuart 01/07/25
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Drunk in Pubic
My girlfriend has a hairy cunt She will not thank me For telling you that Arianne was born in Malta A week or so ago I thought it would be funny To puke in her ample bush She did not appreciate the humour
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Baa
I have to say That the last twenty four hours Have not been my best I have lost my job Broken up with my girlfriend And have been arrested For being drunk in public But do the sheep care Far from it The just enjoy grass And outdoor toilets They can teach us many things
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The Narcolepsy Kid
What the fuck was wrong with ewe today You seemed to be walking around in a dream Do you suffer from narcolepsy No I tuned in to some of your Betty Boop dreams They were pornographic They are available on DVD Girl on girl extras Yes Face Shitting I think you will find it is […]
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Douglas Banks & Jane Pill
everything is more beautiful because we are doomed you will never be lovelier than you are now we will never be here again Where is that from Douglas Banks The Iliad by Homer Jane Pill
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A Shrill Whistle
Betty Boop dreams Of owning Betty Boop pencils I am dozing On a railway bench It is a hot day (today) Her train is about to leave A shrill whistle Betty Boop Grabs my hand Your journey is now complete My sweet boy Travel safely now Without regret