Troisième partieThe tragedy of his life Ended on the Rue de la Vieille When in the early morning light A drunk found his lifeless body It was suspended from an iron railing He had in his possession an apron string Which he thought was the diamond garterOf the Queen of Sheba And with this final…

Deuxième partie Do you dream my poet like friend I do every night What do you dream about I have but one dream Tell me more It is about the beautiful Mirelle Who shares my tiny room I am in my bed Yet Mirelle disturbs my sleep She is standing in front of me Wearing…

Première partieDo you dream my lobster like friend I do every night What do you dream about Other lobsters in pornographic positions Do you enjoy your dreams I cannot say that I do Why is that The reason is obvious As I am just a lobster And we are not designedFor pornographic adventures

I had never wanted to act But when the chance arrived I accepted the role Of Red Berries Who is a mute drifter Trying to solve The murder of a model Cold since the late nineteen fifties It is quite a twisted movie Which is forever eating away At its own rotten core I have…

I slept on a boat under the eagles I slept on a balcony above the lake As the sun rose between the guardians I waited for the pale moon To fade into the green blue day

What happened I threw a pan of boiling water At a famous chef Why Because he murdered A lobster in Milton Keynes It was selected at random Read this Tiff It is in Portuguese The Braille translation Is on the reverse side Boil a live lobster in heavily salted water For eight to ten minutes…

Did she end up in a boiling pot At a popular Parisian brothel Or did she travel with the boy poet Away from the madness of his pen

Was the little known name Of a most famous lobster After her gentle master died Little is known of her fate She was seen occasionally But faded soon afterwards Into the alleys and backstreets Of her previous haunts

The mysterious cargo of the stricken Indian ship Was washed up on southern coasts for the next few years Its presence and its musical qualities were much valued I actually have a few examples in a glass jar on my desk The tar substitute is even with its shingle additions Is quite ordinary to the…

During the harsh winter of 1958 A number of ships were lost at sea Within the sight of the English coast One of these was the OPIHR Which was involved in a collision With the Swedish freighter Anne Thankfully the crew of the Indian ship Were all rescued and no lives were lost But the…