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  • A Cinnamon Cake

    I was going to set my story in the Home Counties between the wars Possibly in Kent or Surrey or even Hampshire It would be the era of picturesque villages and bucolic railway stations My characters would come from the upper middle classes And have names like Toby Bunny Polly and Winnie Blue It would…

  • Sodium Lights

    Sodium Lights irritate me As I prefer soft light My name is George A sodium vapor lamp is a gas discharge lamp that uses sodium in an excited state to produce light  Angels have been known to use sodium lamps for recreational use  My name is Alexander of the Green Lights        …

  • Il Postino (George and George)

    Poems do not belong To those who write them  But to those who need them   This line comes from the 1994 Italian movie It is one of the truest statements I have ever heard about poetry Poetry is very important I cannot stress this enough Too often it is ignored Real life inhibits poetry…

  • Molly Skinner

    Molly Skinner lived by the sea And always wore shorts and shirts She was a part-time actress Who acted full time But of late the roles Have been drying up She was due to play Gertrude At the Chichester Festival But the event was cancelled Due to the pandemic Molly has been writing books About…

  • Stratford Phillips and Wilson Davis

    In the 1960s my father owned a number of shops in Wiltshire and Somerset These ranged from a couple of newsagents to a pet shop in Frome and a hardware shop in Holt He employed a number of people whose names I cannot fully remember However I clearly remember two who I only knew as…

  • DriftwooDoowtfirD

    It is almost impossible to guess where driftwood originates The same cannot be said about the origins of soft pink bears    

  • Driftwood

    On a sunny day in August 1977 Jane purchased a soft pink bear From a hairdressers in Dartmouth   Earlier that day I had found A piece of driftwood On Slapton Sands   I still have the driftwood But the soft pink bear Was lost in August 1995

  • Happy Days

    I was asked to leave the building Before I entered no reason was given   You Smiled   As you sank deeper into the rubbish That was slowly collecting around you

  • iamanalien

    Finnish Girl never start what you cannot finnish   I intend to put this play on play in each phone box I find in Folkestone     Eating Greek Food Jane and I visited the harbour arm in Folkestone Whilst we were there We found the blue Santorini bus As we were hungry we purchased…

  • Shitting in your neighbours garden and blaming the dog

    You will always be fond of me  I represent to you all the sins  You never had the courage to commit   I wrote this quote from dear Oscar on an envelope As I crouched near your summer house Shitting You had fucked me off for many months with your snobbery I know that you…