The moon is brighter tonight As it hangs above the sea It gently illuminates the pier         Deal 23:55 July 30th 2021

In my collection of interesting things I have a French King made of stone His name was Louis and he reigned From 1558 to 1575 when he was lost at sea   But you will not find any record of this King As from the day he was born he was cursed And everything he…

In July 1482 a son was born to a peasant couple In Southern France He was named after his fathers axe His name was Alexander of the Meerkats Sadly I know little more that this But I thought it worth recording

Jane stood in front of Deal Castle The sun was low How beautiful she was In the half light of the evening       Deal 29/07/21

Virgin on the Baroque Is a clothes shop in Huddersfield I have never visited this shop As I live in Littlehampton This has left me at a slight disadvantage As I have decided to write a poem about this shop   How Much Do You Love Your Friends I have a dog that I have…

The Thermometer House I own a small cottage on the moors It is a perfectly normal cottage Apart from the giant thermometer That stands in the area Where the front door should be     Thank You Anne Bronte My cat has an unusual name It is called If you like Roses Then you should…

All Things Super All things super All things bright Someone has killed the violets And taken flight   This is a case for Duxbury     Julia Fey Julia was watching the eclipse She was the only person In the crowded street That had noticed The situation of the sun   Little did she know…

They are fucking next to me I can feel his sordid rhythms He is about to fill her up Three minutes -WoW He must be in training for gold But at least he is filling her up I am stretched out on my huge bed With my hand on my lonely cunt He once filled…

I am a cunt I have always been a cunt I really only care about myself Why I am tolerated by others is beyond me   I treat those who love me quite badly And always take to the high ground I am always right and never wrong     Cunt He is a cunt…

My father survived Pearl Harbour But died screaming When I was fifteen I have never forgiven the Japanese     Ann du Pre (1971)