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  • The Garden of England

    After many years of searching I found what I was looking for My realisation did not startle me Nothing of note really happened I had just chosen to open my eyes Stuart 01/07/25

  • Drunk in Pubic

    My girlfriend has a hairy cunt She will not thank me For telling you that Arianne was born in Malta A week or so ago I thought it would be funny To puke in her ample bush She did not appreciate the humour

  • Baa

    I have to say That the last twenty four hours Have not been my best I have lost my job Broken up with my girlfriend And have been arrested For being drunk in public But do the sheep care Far from it The just enjoy grass And outdoor toilets They can teach us many things

  • The Narcolepsy Kid

    What the fuck was wrong with ewe today You seemed to be walking around in a dream Do you suffer from narcolepsy No I tuned in to some of your Betty Boop dreams They were pornographic They are available on DVD Girl on girl extras Yes Face Shitting I think you will find it is […]

  • Douglas Banks & Jane Pill

    everything is more beautiful because we are doomed you will never be lovelier than you are now we will never be here again Where is that from Douglas Banks The Iliad by Homer Jane Pill

  • A Shrill Whistle

    Betty Boop dreams Of owning Betty Boop pencils I am dozing On a railway bench It is a hot day (today) Her train is about to leave A shrill whistle Betty Boop Grabs my hand Your journey is now complete My sweet boy Travel safely now Without regret

  • None So Careless

    The remains of a summers day A Betty Boop bear Walking through fine sand Longing for dampness Light Bright Reading glasses times three Sinking into a welcome sleep None so careless

  • Odd Behaviour

    I was in Margate today When an elderly woman Asked me If I was going to swim As it was such a hot day I mumbled that I did not have a bathing costume And was told that she would not be shocked If I chose to swim in the nude The woman then looked […]

  • Eve Wastrel

    I lost a dear friend just over two years ago She was innocently walking along any street When an advertising hoarding crushed her Due to the high desert winds It was determined that corrosion Has caused the hoarding to break up When the abnormal winds Swept over her town As I expected the blame game […]

  • Slapton Sands

    Of childhood hours And rare eclipses These are my memories Of the timeless sands