Of late I have suffered from a common cold Which has laid me quite low I have not been a pleasant person And have thrown your cutlery into ditches But now the fever is passing And I have found a colourful plant Which is feathery to the touch It is waiting for you on our…

When visiting a market garden I was given a petal from an unidentified flower And was told to eat it quite slowly So that I could enjoy its deep flavour It tasted bitter at first but this soon faded And slowly its beauty overwhelmed me Since that day I have collected light blue petals

There is Russell Crowe movie showing at the local flea pit It is a movie about anger and psychotic behaviour It appears the main character goes on a rampage Killing cops and other assorted characters I have not seen this movie as I am scared of cinemas But I guess that he is blown away…

  Lost Property on the Beach  For the crime of leaving my prayer book on the beach I was gagged and bound to a rough wooden post It was autumn and the garden was full of sweet scents The Scents of Decay My eyes were covered so I was unable to enjoy The stunning colours…

Lost Bucket & Spade Frida Bag Alfie’s favourite toy Alfie Alfie’s dad I am sitting on the balcony of my hotel Drinking Prosecco Bliss

When on holiday in Southern France we often had to retire from the beach Because of the sun savage August heat But on each occasion that we sat on our balcony overlooking Biarritz We found that we had left something carelessly on the beach My sunglasses were reported to have been stolen by a Danish…

It is the hottest day of the year One hundred degrees has been announced on the radio My journey was short but I feel exhausted and sit on the pebbles But this does not help me as I am melting slowly in the sun I walk into the sea and this immediately begins to cool…

My sister and I love in Kingsdown We have lived in a beachside cottage for six years Since our parents died by their own hand My sisters name is Laura Smet and she is half Portugese Laura has an olive skin and raven hair which is typical of her history She was born in Lagos…

The beach which was a little cooler today and was covered in small dragons They were awaiting the hotter weather which is arriving in a few days When the dragons settle they seem to relax all  those who come into contact with them I do not know if this is true but I am very…

Pearl Divers Cannot Drown In Blue Waters If The Waters Are Not Blue They Run The Risk Of Drowning It Is As Simple As One Two Three