Fabulous Michael walked me down to aisle of the day of my wedding My father was unable to do this as he was walking down the aisle with his next wife But my mother was in attendance as were my sisters cousins uncles and aunts I had always admired Fabulous Michael as I knew that…

On the day that Betty Blue turned green Superman came to my party My mother rang me in the evening As she always did when I held a party But we could not hear each other As the music was too loud Laurie Anderson was on the television Singing O Superman Which moved the superhero…

I climax too quickly said the hot snail to the fly It is so anti-social and does untold damage to carpets Well if you think that you have a problem then think about me I spend most of my day exploring shit and spend a fortune on shoes  

On Margate Sands I can connect Nothing with nothing    I know these lines well As I too am Floating in a vacuum

A Poet Died In Balatonszarszo Today He was killed By a starting Train    

Yolanda sat in a coffee bar Drinking Red Coffee She was in Paris But was thinking of Rome

Yolanda sat in a coffee bar Drinking Blue Coffee She was in Rome But was thinking of Paris

Yolanda’s favourite movie was Betty Blue and she styled her raven hair in the manner of Betty Yolanda however was a calm person who gave the impression of thinking deeply Yolanda’s favourite movie was La Vie d’Adele which she thought had been misinterpreted on its release Yolanda’s favourite colour was red and she especially liked…

The Aberdeen Hotel was built in Houston Texas in 1909 and was the brainchild of a Scotsman named Andrew Souter who had arrived in the USA in the late 1880s without a cent to his name but in the thirty years built a chain of high class hotels across America. No expense was spared and…

In the summer of 1851 the remains of the Patterson Party were found in an obscure part of the Great Basin Desert by a couple of trackers who buried the eight bodies found and collected the meagre possessions found nearby They did not hand these over to the authorities until early 1852 and after considerable…