Stuart Miller-Osborne

Joe Jacob Jules Why do you always start with click bait names My name is Myra Just call me fucking Myra It is not all about you (not ewe you clown) I am angry really fucking angry As I wanted to be a Labour MP My favourite colour is blue Blue is the Warmest Colour […]

Joe why are you looking at me naked Because you are wandering around naked Joe why do you dream about me naked Are you not too mature to have these silly dreams I suppose I am and therefore I swim each morning Please forgive my indiscretion Marie Popol

Whilst sy=unbathing bythe swimminhg pool Marie Oiol sroked a cat Grrek cats tend to be short haited And rather tiprf on hot dayd

I was dreaming about Being trapped in a film studio Late at night When I realised That the last rays of the sun Were flooding my dry bed Marie Popol

Feel free to look at our beautiful flowers I was born without normal arms Yet touch their petals each time I pass My favourites are the small purple ones Blind girls like me often favour this colour Delphine

You are mediocre I am mediocre We are both mediocre Mediocre people Make the best assassins That is a fact

I purchased three model buses At a bus fair yesterday One Blue One Orange One Green These buses were called The Three Buses of the Apocalypse Is there something that I have not been told

Good Morning Sir When is the next train to Flagstaff Dunno Where am I Lydd Where the fuck is that Kent Is that your station Yes It is a ruin I know Had a fire You could say that Electric blanket catch fire No some kids did it Because they were bored Did you shoot […]

Joe Have you noticed how many things go to court these days Governments are continuously challenged But who picks up the bill most of the time Mrs & Mrs Honest Taxpayer You cannot make this up There is only one winner Lucy x

May May May eye ask ewe a question Joe You may ask me a question May May You have often said That governments normally red Are manned by stupid people (beware the tyranny of the stupid) Does it not scare you It does scare me But not as much As those with brains As they […]